There is a Colonial woman on the wing! I saw her! There’s something they’re not telling us! She was churning butter!
(via the-russian-monster)
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Uh, guys? What does a pregnancy test look like?
It’s like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it.
Okay so this is definitely A GUN.
(via theronweasleygeneration)
(Source: officerparker, via theronweasleygeneration)
I’ve always found that guys will always call you out for being an attention whore, but they love giving attention to any other girl acting the same way, if not worse.
Why must you taunt me?
(via kushkrazy)
(Source: abeautifulxdestruction, via auburnproblems)







