my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

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Harry Potter Book Quotes (1/?): Philosopher’s Stone p.49

"Did yeh never wonder where yer parents learned it all?”

“All what?” asked Harry.

“ALL WHAT?” Hagrid thundered. “Now wait jus’ one second!” He had leapt to his feet. In his anger he seemed to fill the whole hut. The Dursleys were cowering against the wall. “Do you mean ter tell me,” he growled at the Dursleys, “that this boy — this boy! — knows nothin’ abou’ — about ANYTHING?”

Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren’t bad. “I know some things,” he said. “I can, you know, do math and stuff.”

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I’ve received another awesome box and I’d like to thank you Memebox (pronounced as “Mi-mi-box”) for sending me the Memebox Special #16 O.M.G. Box!! ($29).  This box has sold out on their website but they do have a ton of other boxes to choose from!  This OMG Box is one of Memebox  special edition boxes which is curated under special themes.  The O.M.G. Box is loaded with weirdly awesome, yet effective beauty treasures that will work miracles for your hair, skin and body!

You can check out Memebox at and use my coupon code to receive $5 off!  Enter this code E72P1V at the checkout.  The code will work from August 1st until the end of August.

What is Memebox?

Memebox is currently the #1 beauty box provider in Korea, and arrived here in the US and other countries just recently! We strive to bring you only the most trusted, best-loved Korean beauty products at everyday prices. Korean cosmetics are renowned for their high quality and efficacy, and we’re really excited to bring this to you! Memebox carries 4 main types of beauty boxes: Memebox, Memebox Special Editions, Superbox and Luckybox.  In addition to the box series, we also carry full-size, Korean beauty products in our Memeshop.

What did I receive in my Memebox Special #16 O.M.G. Box?  See below!  I cannot wait to try out these quirky, fun, awesome products!

1.  Hope Girl Night Diva Gloss in Pink Candy ($22)
A lip gloss that comes with a mirror and LED light attached to it so you don’t need to run to the powder room to touch up your look!  The pink candy shade is a very natural shade and leaves your lips feeling moisturized.

2.  SKINAZ Premium Vitablet ($46)
A vitablet comes from combining a vitamin and tablet together and refers to Skinaz’s unique facial cleanser rich in vitamin c and aroma oil.  To use this product you drop 1 vitablet into a bowl of water and gently rinse your face.

3.  SKINAZ The Kissable Lip 24H Lip Tattoo in Lovely Pink ($18)
This impermanent color tattoo for your lips that doesn’t smudge or get erased for 24 hours.  To apply layer lip tattoo thickly over lips and wait 10 - 15 minutes for it to dry.  Remove dried lip tattoo and apply lip gloss or balm over top.

4.  Pure Smile 3step Bust Pack 1 set ($6)
A quick 3 step process for taking care of your bust.  Step 1 - Massage dead skin cells off with gommage.  Step 2 - Spread on the hydro gel pack and leave for 10 - 15 minutes.  Step 3 - Apply the cream generously over your bust and massage it in for full absorbance. 

5.  Elizavecca Milky Piggy Carbonated Bubble Clay Mask ($46)
The ultimate one step facial mask with both pore care and cleansing functions.  The mask is made with green tea extracts, pomegranate extracts, and charcoal extracts.  Also containing carbonated water which starts to bubble up the very moment its applied to your face to penetrate your pores.

6.  Ladykin Aqua Exfoliator for Body ($14)
A perfect exfoliator to use on your body after you’ve showered to remove any excess dead skin cells.  Gently massage and roll away any visible dead skin cells and impurities with your hands.  This exfoliator is made with cellulose components from papaya and pineapple extracts.


good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

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New York Post

I love this

do u understand how much this means

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my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

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do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

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Janelle Pierzina per episode ☆ episode 02

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